He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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