I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize