she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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