Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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