You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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