The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i came on her dog
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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