I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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