What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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