How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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