Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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