i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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