Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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