Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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