i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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