Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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