If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
