girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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