That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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