I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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