they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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