That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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