Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Can I color on your dick again?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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