She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Found the puke drawer
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Naked. naked and bneed help.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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