She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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