I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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