the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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