there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize