I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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