I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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