when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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