I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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