The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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