Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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