like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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