I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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