I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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