no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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