remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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