So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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