it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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