Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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