I hope mine doesn't look like that
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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