I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You are a genius and a whore.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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