Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He shit in the fireplace
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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