she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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