"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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