Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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