they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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