1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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