I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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