Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
