you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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