It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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