I hope mine doesn't look like that
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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