it wasn't lemon gatorade
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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