O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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