Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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