I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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