ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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