They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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